Want to change the way you drive?

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 11/13/2014 at 16:17 • Filed to: None

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Put a 8 quart crock-pot of soup in your passenger seat.

Edit: Permission to say Oh cock!

Aaron M - MasoFiST > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:19

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I don't know where to get a cock-pot, but one of my roommates goes to fetish parties so I'm sure he'll be able to hook me up.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:20

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A WHAT of soup?

BJ > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:21

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Cock pot, eh? You can keep it!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:23

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Too many cocks will spoil the broth.

CalzoneGolem > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 11/13/2014 at 16:25

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You know.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:25

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If it isn't in your lap, you aren't hardcore enough.

CalzoneGolem > Carl (@stuffcarlsays) 11/13/2014 at 16:25

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You're doing it wrong then.

CalzoneGolem > BJ 11/13/2014 at 16:25

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I will.

CalzoneGolem > Aaron M - MasoFiST 11/13/2014 at 16:26

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Yeah, "one of my roommates."

Wink wink. Say no more! Say no more!

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:26

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Cock-pot in the cockpit? Never.

What kind of soup was it?

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 11/13/2014 at 16:27

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Egg drop. Oh wait ... was I supposed to make a penis joke?

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/13/2014 at 16:27

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It'd rub on the steering wheel.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:28

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Mmm. Nothing better than a steaming hot bowl of chicken fat. Good for what ails ya.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 11/13/2014 at 16:29

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Damn right!

As Du Volant > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:29

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Now learn to drift without spilling it.

Aaron M - MasoFiST > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:29

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;-)

BJ > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:29

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Permission granted!

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:32

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:36

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Then Top Gear style and wear it on your head.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:42

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Did this will chili and a BMW loaner a few weeks ago. Not. Fun.

cazzyodo > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:47

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This is true. You buckle up some food and you're borderline grandmother sunday driver.

Priorities.

McMike > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:53

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Smooth is fast and fast is delicious.

McMike > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 16:53

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Souper car.

 > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 17:03

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I leave my soup in the kitchen where it belongs.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 17:05

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Why in the passenger seat? Whenever I am taking food along with me I always get newspapers and put them on the floor of the vehicle. For liquid transportation, foil pans will be used, wrapped heavily in aluminum foil and set on top of the newspapers and transported with no worries.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > ttyymmnn 11/13/2014 at 17:15

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Cream of Sum Yung Gai

ttyymmnn > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 11/13/2014 at 17:19

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NTTAWWT

TheOnelectronic > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 17:36

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"Smooth is fast... SMOOTH IS FAST!"

Frank Grimes > CalzoneGolem 11/13/2014 at 18:33

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what the crock pot full o cock a leekie soup?

Also I think they type of soup in the crock pot would alter driving styles as well. A cheddar and brocolli or a really thick chili you can drive quite brisk but something like a mulligatawny I would be really chill cuz I wouldnt want any of it to go to waste. A consomme' would be straight up funeral procession cruise.

CalzoneGolem > Frank Grimes 11/14/2014 at 07:52

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This was egg drop so it's about as thin as it gets.

CalzoneGolem > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 11/14/2014 at 07:52

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This is a level of prepared that I'm not willing to attain.

CalzoneGolem > cazzyodo 11/14/2014 at 07:53

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Any that spills is some I can't eat.

CalzoneGolem > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/14/2014 at 07:54

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Oh yeah. Why didn't I think of that?

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > CalzoneGolem 11/14/2014 at 11:07

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It just happens to conveniently be an option for me, with foil pans being used often for baking and bbqing, and newspapers always showing up in the recycle bin from my dad's morning dumps.